|Word of the Day – Spring 2012
January 5, 2012
One day in the magical forest of Gumdrop Falls a gargantuan demon-mage named Cam got attacked by a pack of villagers. Out of nowhere, Batman joined Cam and they both created great carnage. Cam and Batman worked in concordance. Cam was very corpulent. Because batman and Cam killed so many people they were destined to perdition. Cam was omnipotent because he was so magical. Cam came across a poor peon with a book of spells, ate him and took his book of spells. The peon’s son’s name was Lollipop Joe and he wanted to expedite their adventure.
January 12, 2012
The impertinent Cam didn’t want Lollipop Joe to join them, therefore he killed him and Cam and Batman headed to Afghanistan to stop Osama Bin Ladin and the tragedy of 9/11. Cam killed Osama in a surreptitious manner so no one would know he is dead. After killing Osama Bin Ladin they come across a bridge guarded by a very rapacious troll. Unable to answer the troll’s riddle he used his advanced dexterity to shoot an arrow through the troll’s knee, retiring him from his job. After he put the arrow in the troll’s knee he enervated the troll. Writhing in pain the troll told Cam that he had no choice but to impede the bridge but Cam would be able to pass if he went back 12 years in the future to get lovely Mrs. Cloward’s pink flamingo.
January 19, 2012
When Cam found the pink flamingo, he genuflected because it was so powerful. Cam was suddenly enervated from the great power of the flamingo. The elated flamingo ate Cam destroying his soul and returned to fight Mrs. Cloward. On the flamingo’s way out, he was approached by a troll acting as a sentinel for the castle. The pink flamingo then turned gargantuan to destroy the troll. Instead of fighting, they reached a concordance to create peace. However, the room was also comprised of Mrs. Cloward’s 7th period students who brought the war back on. During the oration to declare war on the gargantuan flamingo, Mrs. Cloward killed the flamingo for she was dovahkiin. The omnipotent Batman woke up from his crazy nightmare and realized that he was still tied from a building by the Joker that was laughing at him.
January 26, 2012
Hanging Batman was an effective ploy by the Joker. Suddenly, a demon named Steve-O incarnated Batman’s body. However, Batman pushed Steve-O out of his body, emancipated himself from the rope, blinked his eyes three times, and teleported back to the dream world. Then Mrs. Cloward woke up from this paradox of a dream and realized that Steve-O was real. Steve-O was not only a demon, but he was a peon who was undercover and was also a ninja assassin. Steve-O put Mrs. Cloward in manacles. The restive Ms. Cloward broke free from Steve-O and called the Ghost-Busters to stop him. Although the Ghost-Busters specialize in specters, they can also get rid of demons. Steve-O being a level 99 demon mage resisted the ghost-busters and opened a portal comprised of supernatural material that led to the dream world. Since the Ghost-Busters reprehended Steve-O they followed him to the dream world.
February 2, 2012
Waka Flocka, being a consanguinity with Steve-o , came and dealt with the Ghost busters. The Ghost busters supplicated Waka Flocka to not injure them too badly, but Waka Flocka did whatever was necessary. Waka Flocka then put the Ghost busters into manacles. The Ghost busters brought in their secret weapon Leonidas and he was very sanguine about being there to help them, and then he killed Steve-O. Waka Flocka did an act of reprisal and tried to kill Bill Murry. The narwhal came and created a ploy to save Bill Murry. Knowing that he was not powerful enough the narwhal expedited the escape and grasped the flamingo and traveled back to the troll bridge to get more power.
February 9, 2012
While he was crossing the troll bridge, he found the troll in manacles. The narwhal kept walking beyond the troll and he saw Anderson genuflecting at the sword he had longed for. Using his magical horn, and the flamingo’s power, the narwhal decided to team up with Anderson to finally defeat Riley. The narwhal borrowed Anderson’s magical sword went through the interstice in the space time continuum and made a shishkabob out of Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka surreptitiously snuck off the shishkabob stick.
February 16, 2012
Using his duplicity Anderson convinced Waka Flocka to get back on the narwhal’s horn, the shishkabob stick. Out of nowhere Wiz-Khalifa rolled up and killed Anderson’s soul preventing him from ever coming back from the dead no matter what and then he genuflected to the narwhal’s horn. Then Waka-Flocka had an oration for Wiz-Khalifa for saving his life. Then there was restitution and Riley was brought back to life.
February 24, 2012
Wiz-Khalifa invented a ploy to embarrass Riley. Successfully embarrassing riley Wiz-Khalifa had a great deal of elation. Riley then surreptitiously stole the invention to get back at Wiz-Khalifa. Riley stole the ploy in an act of reprisal. Because they had complicity, the narwhal and Wiz-Khalifa had planned Riley’s robbery and had cursed the ploy with danger. The ploy had a magical spell that sentenced Riley to perdition in Paper-Cookie Land, and he could not escape ever no matter what! In the Paper-Cookie Land Riley finds a wizard named Billy and steals his omnipotent wand. Out of nowhere Billy Mays rose from the dead and killed the genuflecting Riley.
March 1, 2012
Billy Mays then made a ploy to go back and kill the troll that was under the bridge. Billy mays gave a soliloquy describing his ploy to the narwhal, Wiz Khalifa and the pink flamingo. Despite their original plan, using his wand Billy permeated through the Paper-Cookie Land and teleported himself to the troll bridge. Hearing that Billy was coming for him, the troll sequestered himself in his home. When Billy and Billy Mays made it to the troll bridge, they were greeted by the restive spirit of the Hash Slinging Slasher. Billy mays, being a caitiff, ran in fear from the Hash Slinging Slasher. When the tried to cross the bridge the Hash Slinging Slasher, who was a specter, asked them three questions which needed to be answered to cross the bridge.
March 22, 2012
They were ossified by the troll’s first question. Billy Mays did not know the answer, so he permeated into the ground and was never seen again. The Hash Slinging Slasher was full of elation when he had destroyed Billy Mays. He then dontly asked the second question, “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” The dilatory Billy attempted to delay his response by dancing.
April 19, 2012
Finally Billy exhausted his repituare of very interesting dances. But it turns out that Billy Mays permeating into the ground was a ploy to get past the troll. Batman acting as a proponent to Billy answered the troll “As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” His mind blown by this awesome answer, the troll proceeded into a rigmarole of opening the bridge. Billy was elated because he was the first person to ever pass the troll bridge. The Billy went on a tortuous path back home to his castle home. On the way to his castle home, he tripped over a tree root and he broke his foot so he used his incantation book and became ominipent. Batman made a voiciferous protest at Billy telling him not to go home to his castle home. Billy oustentaciously accepted Batman’s request and went to the Batcave.
April 26, 2012
Out of nowhere Spiderman came and daunted batman, and then killed him. But, batman came back as a specter. The hulk was so elated that he crushed Spiderman in an embrace. Even though batman was a ghost he was scared of the hulk because he was so gargantuan. Meanwhile Cam escaped the depths of the underworld and began his tortuous path to the upper land. The Hulk wanted to fly so he contacted tinker bell and she said to use an exorbitant amount of faith, trust, and pixie dust. Because he was so large he was restive with his new flying abilities. The hulk embarrassed with his request he became acative. Hulk recalcitrant with his new flying powers flew out of the cave to go help Cam. Surreptitiously a wormhole appeared out of thin air and out stepped Anderson. Cam, who was not willing to absolve his killer, started a quest for vengeance. Anderson let out a vociferous cry and he and Cam traveled to Mrs. Cloward’s classroom to destroy her laptop, which held their history. All of the sudden, the universe spontaneously combusted and in the realm of nothingness, all that was left was…. Anderson genuflecting, and then, Tinker Bell revived Mrs. Cloward and then she went into fairy pixie repose, but in the event of doing so, they all died.